Mom, can I put my butt in the toilet?
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My daughter just asked me if she could put her butt in the toilet? Why would someone Want to do that? I asked her, but she couldn't think of a reason. Maybe it's because she's two and doesn't really know why.

She loves the bathroom, particularly putting a whole roll of toilet paper into the toilet and then trying to flush it. Never has worked, never will. But watching mommy clean it up is apparently quite entertaining! And if you lack toilet paper, you can always use mommy's nice white hand towels instead. Yeah, mommy doesn't have those any more.

She also likes to get into my make-up and whatever else she can get her hot little hands on. Like panty liners and tampons. My husband heard her playing in there one day and went in to investigate and found her pretending my tampons were cigarettes. Interesting choice for a pretend cigarette. She thinks the panty liners are stickers and once went through a whole package of them decorating the bathroom. A lovely site I assure you.

The best incident by far was the shampoo in the toilet. I had thrown away a mostly empty bottle of baby shampoo in the waste basket next to the toilet. I guess she got bored while sitting on the pot and spotted the shampoo bottle just awaitin' an experimental gal like herself to come along and see what she could come up with. Her thought was to completely empty the bottle into the toilet. For two hours every time you flushed the toilet and nice little bunch of bubbles appeared. She flushed the toilet a lot in that two hours. But hey, she was happy and entertained.