I sense impending doom
Mood:  don't ask
Now Playing: Green Christmas - Barenaked Ladies

Ok, I know you're coming home from your vacation and you're all excited and happy, but I don't need to hear the details. I really don't. I'm so incredibly sorry, cause I know you want me to sit and listen to you recount every little detail, but in case you haven't noticed, Christmas is only 4 days away!!!! And I have stuff to do lady! Cookies and a cake to bake! Presents to wrap! I'm a whirling dervish of Christmas cheer by golly!

Not that I don't care that you had a wonderful visit and I'm happy for. But when I ask, because the manners are genetically programmed, how your trip went, just say it was great and you had a lovely visit and leave it at that. Don't torture my cornea's with pictures of people I don't know and will never see. I don't need to see every single gift you received and hear about every restaurant you ate at and on which day.

Sorry to go on about this folks, but she drives me up the wall. She's a nice lady, she really is, but daaaaaaaaaamn she talks a lot!