How do you say . . . .
Mood:  incredulous
Now Playing: Forgot about Dre - Eminem

How do you say to someone, "I think you over estimate your importance here. We are capable of stocking the envelopes by ourselves. We can put our timecards on Sharon's desk, we have forgotten on what day the pay period ends. Your projects are not really yours, you just think they are."

"Please, anal self-important co-worker, take a step back and realize that you are really driving me up a wall side ways. Really. You're a nice lady and all, and you do do somethings that my fellow co-workers just can't do. But, just because you've gone on vacation does not mean that you need to stock everything as though the apocolypse was about to occur. I promise, we will still be alive and operational when you get back.

I know this is really going to stick in your craw deary, but we just hired a lovely young lady to replace Frank the eyeliner wearing, fingernail painting swing shift guy, cause he's decided the land of Starbuck's is much more suited to his lifestyle. And guess what, we're going to start training her without you. Yes! We are vile evil little co-workers and while you're away we're going to fart rainbows and throw a party, cause we don't have you here to write us a list of things we don't need to do."


Thank you, I feel much better now. I do. You have no idea how long I've been holding that in.